Saturday, January 22, 2011

Super Bowl Preview

The first champion of the Blue Hellions' Fantasy Football Confederation will be crowned this weekend, as The Pessimists battle the One-Man Wolf Pack with the Confederation Cup on the line. This year's game will take place in sunny San Antonio. Both teams have conducted closed practices all week in preparation for Sunday's showdown.

Coach BJ Hudson brought his team into town immediately following last Sunday's semifinal victory. While some media experts believe he brought his team too soon, Coach Hudson is having none of it, simply stating that "I know my team better than any of you morons do. We'll be ready to play on Sunday. Book it."

On the opposite sideline, Coach Zach Maddux has appeared more laid back in his meetings with the media this week. The Wolf Pack arrived at the home of the Alamo on Wednesday afternoon and have stayed downtown in a hotel directly on the riverwalk. While Coach Maddux has been fairly reserved in his statements, the town of Columbia already has a victory parade scheduled for 10 a.m. Monday morning. Said Coach Maddux, "I'm here to win a football game. The parades are for the fans. That's our marketing department at work. I have nothing to do with that."

Both teams have enjoyed their time in the Lone Star State leading up to Sunday. On Wednesday night, both teams competed in a drink or drown competition at the Shiner brewery in Shiner, TX. While there was not a clear cut winner, countless members of each team spent the night passed out on picnic tables and puking throughout the night. On Thursday, the teams reenacted the battle of the Alamo using paint balls, with the Wolf Pack winning a hard fought war. On Friday night, The Pessimists pulled out a narrow victory as the two teams competed on the riverwalk to see who get get the most women to flash them.

Both teams plan to conduct a walk-thru practice today in preparation for the big event tomorrow.

The Pessimists:

QB: Ben Roethliserger
RB: Rashard Mendenhall
RB: Matt Forte
WR: James Jones
WR: Hines Ward
TE: Heath Miller
FL: James Starks
K:  Mason Crosby
DE: Green Bay Packers

One-Man Wolf Pack

QB: Aaron Rodgers
RB: Shonn Greene
RB: John Kuhn
WR: Greg Jennings
WR: Mike Wallace
TE: Greg Olsen
FL: Johnny Knox
K:  Robbie Gould
DE: Pittsburgh Steelers

Thursday, January 13, 2011

Round 2 Final Scores

The Pessimists @ Hit Squad

The Pessimists:

QB- Aaron Rodgers...39
RB- Ray Rice...10
RB- Ben-Jarvis Green-Ellis...5
WR- Wes Welker...5
WR- Mike Wallace...2
TE- Aaron Hernandez...0
FL- Rashard Mendenhall...15
K-  Mason Crosby...13
D-  New England Patriots...(-1)
Total...........................................88

Hit Squad

QB- Tom Brady...21
RB- Michael Turner...9
RB- Matt Forte...13
WR- Roddy White...11
WR- Deion Branch...11
TE- Tony Gonzalez...0
FL- James Starks...6
K-  Matt Bryant...3
D-  Chicago Bears...2
Total.......................................75

One-Man Wolf Pack @ Riley's Vikings

One-Man Wolf Pack

QB- Tom Brady...21
RB- Michael Turner...9
RB- Rashard Mendenhall...15
WR- Roddy White...11
WR- Greg Jennings...8
TE- Rob Gronkowski...6
FL- Wes Welker...5
D-  Chicago Bears...2
K-  Matt Bryant...3
Total........................................80

Riley's Vikings

QB- Aaron Rodgers...39
RB- Matt Forte...13
RB- Ladainian Tomlinson...10
WR-Johnny Knox...4
WR- Mike Wallace...2
TE- Tony Gonzalez...0
FL- BenJarvus Green-Ellis...5
D-  Seattle Seahawks...1
K-  Robbie Gould...5
Total.....................................79

Saturday, January 8, 2011

Scoring Update

Wolfpack

Brees               28
Mccoy
Bush                  4
Jennings
Bowe                 0
Keller                 4
Garcon             17
Hartley             12
Ravens             17

Total                82
Comeback Kids

Vick
Rice                 15
Greene              7
Jackson
Colston             6
Tamme 4
Charles             13
Vinatieri            13
Saints               (-1)

Total                57
Young Gun Football

Brees               28
Rice                 15
Charles            13
Jennings
Colston            6
Tamme             4
Bush                 4
Crosby
Saints               (-1)

Total                71

The Pessimists
Rodgers
McCoy
Tomlinson         20
Bowe                 0
Wayne               0
Celek
Boldin               12
Vinatieri            13
Ravens              17

Total                62
 

Friday, January 7, 2011

Wild Card Weekend Rosters

The Pessimists @ Young Gun Football

The Pessimists:
QB: Aaron Rodgers 
RB: LeSean McCoy
RB: LaDainian Tomlinson
WR: Dwayne Bowe
WR: Reggie Wayne
TE: Brent Celek
FL: Anquan Boldin
K:  Adam Vinatieri
DE: Baltimore Ravens

Young Gun Football

QB: Drew Brees
RB: Ray Rice
RB: Jamaal Charles
WR: Greg Jennings
WR: Marques Colston
TE: Jacob Tamme
FL: Reggie Bush
K:  Mason Crosby
DE: New Orleans Saints

The Comeback Kids @ One-Man Wolf Pack

The Comeback Kids
QB: Michael Vick
RB: Ray Rice
RB: Shonn Greene
WR: DeSean Jackson
WR: Marques Colston
TE: Jacob Tamme
FL: Jamaal Charles
K:  Adam Vinatieri
DE: New Orleans Saints

One-Man Wolf Pack

QB: Drew Brees
RB: LeSean McCoy
RB: Reggie Bush
WR: Greg Jennings
WR: Dwayne Bowe
TE: Dustin Keller
FL: Pierre Garcon
K: Garrett Hartley
DE: Baltimore Ravens

Wednesday, January 5, 2011

Final Standings

Congratulations to everyone on a fantastic season!

Final Standings
  1. Hit Squad
  2. Riley's Vikings
  3. Young Gun Football
  4. One-Man Wolf Pack
  5. The Comeback Kids
  6. The Pessimists
  7. The Hail Marys
  8. Charlie's Redrockets
  9. Safety Blitz
  10. Illegal Alien Babies
Playoff Matchups
  • The Pessimists @ Young Gun Football
  • The Comeback Kids @ One-Man Wolf Pack
  • Byes: Hit Squad, Riley's Vikings
Playoff Rules
  • Teams will draft anytime on Friday before that week's matchup.
  • Rosters must be submitted to the commissioner by 9:00 p.m. Friday night.
  • Teams will redraft each week.
    • Example: Young selects Michael Vick as his QB this week. Young wins his game, but the Eagles lose. Next week, he can select from any available QB. Even if the Eagles win their game, he can still select any QB the next week. Your team will begin totally fresh each week.
  • The highest seed drafts first each round.
  • Draft only the starters for your team, no bench players. (QB, 2 RB, 2 WR, TE, Flex, K, Def)
League Money

All money owed to participants will be paid following the BHFFC Super Bowl.

Good luck to everyone in the playoffs!!! Rosters and results will be updated as frequently as possible over the weekend!