Week 12 Preview

Game of the Week: Young Gun Football (-1) @ Carmichael's Crusaders

Young Gun Football invades Murfreesboro to battle Carmichael's Crusaders in a game with first place implications in the Lightning Division. YGF will look to newly acquired RB CJ Spiller to fill the hole vacated by Jahvid Best, who is out for the remainder of the season with concussion-like symptoms. Coach Jason Young is looking to reestablish his team's dominance after a tough stretch during the midpoint of the season. Carmichael's Crusaders will depend on their big play receiving corps to carry the load in this one as RB Adrian Peterson has been ruled out with a sprained ankle. Coach Ethan Hudson has appeared to be mentally distraught of late, as his team is enduring a modest two game losing streak. Look for this game to be determined by Eli Manning's ability to match up with MVP front-runner Aaron Rodgers.

Safety Blitz (+13) @ Illegal Alien Babies

Safety Blitz travels across the border to battle the Illegal Alien Babies in a key Thunder Division matchup. Safety Blitz held open tryouts this week to replace injured starter Jay Cutler, who will miss the remainder of the season with a tender vagina. Coach Phillip Campbell initially signed Matt Leinart before acquiring veteran free agent Matt Hasselbeck at the end of the week. Illegal Alien Babies enter this contest on a three game losing streak and in need of a win to keep pace in the congested playoff picture. Coach Darrell Campbell has been notably absent from press conferences this year out of spite against the BHFFC for not providing adequate translators at team facilities. Look for this game to be decided by Hasselbeck's ability to matchup with Tom Brady.

We Got Big TDs (+12) @ Toejam Football

We Got Big TDs travels to mule country to battle front running Toejam Football. The Big TDs will deploy their lethal twin tight end set in hopes of creating an offensive mismatch. Coach Tara Campbell will start a new QB for the third consecutive week as she looks for the right fit under center. Toejam Football will look to continue their winning ways and extend their winning streak to six games. Coach Zach Maddux's squad has been hit by the injury bug of late, however, as RBs Darren McFadden and Fred Jackson are forcing Maddux to deploy a three wide set. Look for this game to be determined by each team's defense.

Riley's Vikings (+19) @ The Pessimists

Riley's Vikings travels to Newburn to attempt to slay the dragon that is The Pessimists. Riley's Vikings will start Tim Tebow under center yet again in what appears to be a permanent change to their starting lineup. Coach Adam Warren was seen praying feverishly recently at a mosque and credits his prayer session for determining his starter under center. The Pessimists will welcome back Santonio Moss this week, although it is not clear if Moss will start or not. Coach BJ Hudson has been unavailable for comment all week due to his Thanksgiving Day Parade responsibilities. Look for this game to be decided by the tight end position.

Play Action Pass (-17) @ Maddawg's Tight End

Play Action Pass travels to Columbia to battle Maddawg's Tight End in this Lightning Division matchup. PAP is looking to regain their scoring swagger following a nailbiting win last week. Coach David Looper is hopeful that big play receiver Julio Jones can return from injury to ignite his offense. Maddawg's Tight End needs a win to snap a franchise long four game losing streak. Coach Miranda Maddux has been incognito all week from her team's practices and pictures haven recently surfaced of her drinking out of a coconut on a Jamaican Beach. Look for this game to be determined by the combination of the RB1 and RB2 positions.

Campbell's Cougars (-8) @ Tebow's Youth Group

Campbell's Cougars travel to Murfreesboro to battle Tebow's Youth Group as the Campbell brothers follow suit with the Harbaugh brothers this week. Campbell's Cougars will look to continue their dominance through a power running game led by rookie DeMarco Murray. Coach Matthew Campbell believes that he has the team to beat down the home stretch and will not rule out the overall league regular season championship from his team's list of goals. Tebow's Youth Group is riding a three game winning streak and currently sitting atop the Thunder Division. Coach Daniel Campbell called out Philip Rivers and Antonio Gates in pracice this week, stating that "they need to quit dry humping each other and get down to business." Look for this game to be determined by the flex position.

League Standings

*Division leaders are seeded #1 and #2 automatically. Tie breakers are determined first by head to head matchups and then by total points scored.

1. Toejam Football
2. Tebow's Youth Group
3. Young Gun Football
4. The Pessimists
5. Carmichael's Crusaders
6. Play Action Pass
7. Illegal Alien Babies
8. Safety Blitz
9. Campbell's Cougars
10. We Got Big TDs
11. Maddawg's Tight End
12. Riley's Vikings

League Notes

PAP leads the league in scoring with 1146 points on the year...The Pessimists lead the league in points against with 900...Safety Blitz has yet to score 100 points in a game this season...Toejam Football is riding a league high five game winning streak...Maddawg's Tight End is riding a league high four game losing streak...YGF is a league best 4-1 at home...TYG and Toejam Football lead the league on the road with 3-2 records...The Lightning Division owns a 16-14 advantage over the Thunder Division...TYG led the league during the bye weeks with a 5-1 record...Illegal Alien Babies and Young Gun Football are projected to lead the league with 116 points each...Drew Brees is projected to lead all players with 29 points...Matt Forte is projected to lead all running backs with 21 points...Calvin Johnson is projected to lead all wide receivers with 18 points...Rob 'Porn Star' Gronkowski is projected to lead all tight ends with 14 points...Jason Hanson and Matt Bryant are projected to lead all kickers with 12 points each...The Texans are projected to lead all defenses with 12 points.

Week 10 Recap

*Due to time constraints, the Week 10 Recap will be brief and to the point*

Game of the Week: Play Action Pass (72) @ Tebow's Youth Group (83)

Play Action Pass had the lead entering the 4th quarter, but were unable to holdoff a furious rally from Tebow's Youth Group on MNF. PAP suffered a tough luck injury to Julio Jones, who again pulled up lame with a bum hamstring. Coach David Looper was left scratching his head once again, as his team has been hit or miss of late. TYG secured the come from behind victory behind an 18 point performance from wide receiver Jordy Nelson. Coach Daniel Campbell was very pleased with his kicking game as Robbie Gould scored a monstrous 16 points from his placekicking position.

League Standings

1. Toejam Football
2. Tebow's Youth Group
3. Young Gun Football
4. Carmichael's Crusaders
5. The Pessimists
6. Play Action Pass
7. Illegal Alien Babies
8. Safety Blitz
9. We Got Big TDs
10. Maddawg's Tight End
11. Riley's Vikings
12. Campbell's Cougars

Standings are determined per league rules. Each division leader is seeded #1 and #2, so the first thing to look at is divisions on their own. Once each division leader is determined based on head to head action or total points, teams with identical records go through the tie breaker process. In the event that more than two teams are tied, head to head results are examined first. If one team has defeated or been beaten by all of the tied teams, they are seeded accordingly. If all teams have not played each other and their is no clear head to head winner in any scenario, tie breaker is determined by total points scored. If you have questions, please consult the commissioner. Waivers have been adjusted to reflect the actual standings.

League Notes

Home teams went 4-2 this week...Favorites went 3-3 this week...Against the spread, teams went 1-5...The average margin of victory in Week 10 was 13.3 points...Only two teams scored over 100 points...The Lightning Division owns a slim 16-14 advantage head to head vs. the Thunder Division...TYG and YGF have the best divisional records at 4-1 each...No team is further than two games out of the playoff race...Aaron Rodgers led all starting players with 36 points...Arian Foster led all running backs with 30 points...Larry Fitzgerald led all wide receivers with 26 points...Rob 'Porn Star' Gronkowski caught 2 touchdown passes to lead all tight ends with 23 points...John Kasay led all kickers with 18 points...The Patriots led the starting defenses with 19 points.

Week 10 Preview

Game of the Week: Play Action Pass (-16) @ Tebow's Youth Group

Play Action Pass heads to the Boro this weekend to face Tebow's Youth Group in this week's only matchup between teams with winning records. PAP appears ready to deploy a twin tight end set in an effort to exploit their size advantage. Coach David Looper is hopeful for another big game from rookie receiver Julio Jones, who exploded during last week's return from injury. Tebow's Youth Group will look to maintain their hold on the top seed in the Thunder Division with a victory this week. Coach Daniel Campbell is hopeful that his unpredictable running attack will show up this week to keep pace with the high octane offense of PAP. Look for the difference in this one to come down to the running game.

Young Gun Football (+2) @ Riley's Vikings

Despite safety concerns, Young Gun Football will travel to the campus of TSU to face Riley's Vikings in their new home stadium. YGF, which will be coached this week by interim head coach Kevin Rose, enters the game on an uncharacteristic three game losing streak and an underdog to the bottom feeding Vikings. Coach Jason Young, who is reportedly out of town on his honeymoon, was unavailable for comment this week. Riley's Vikings is attempting to make a mid season push towards playoff contention and is riding a two game winning streak. Coach Adam Warren pulled off a trade for wide receiver Greg Jennings this week, who he believes will make a an immediate impact. Look for this game to be determined by which QB has a bigger game.

Toejam Football (Even) @ Campbell's Cougars

These two future brother in laws square off in a no disqualification match on the shores of the Duck River this weekend. Toejam Football enters Week 10 on a 3 game winning streak and is looking to keep pace in the Lightning Division. Coach Zach Maddux is hopeful that fill in RB Reggie Bush can continue to produce in the absence of Darren McFadden. Campbell's Cougars are riding a two game winning streak and seem to have hit their offensive stride in the process. Coach Matthew Campbell insists he is not distracted by wedding plans, telling reporters that "My fantasy always comes first." Look for this game to be determined by Tony Romo and Reggie Bush's ability to keep pace with their high scoring counterparts.

We Got Big TDs (+8) @ Illegal Alien Babies

These two in-laws will butt heads this weekend across the border with both teams looking to stop one game losing streaks. We Got Big TDs is looking for more conisistent play from the running back position and will look to exploit their size advantage with a twin tight end set. Coach Tara Campbell is a firm believer that bigger is better, as evidenced by her team logo. The Illegal Alien Babies, tied for 1st place in the Thunder Division, will look to get back in the win column behind Tom Brady and Darren Sproles. Coach Darrell Campbell, whose translator has been MIA this season, was not able to be deciphered during his press conference with the Mexican media. Look for this game to be determined by Matt Schaub's ability to keep pace with Tom Brady.

Carmichael's Crusaders (-22) @ Safety Blitz

Carmichael's Crusaders travels to Portland to battle Safety Blitz in what appears to be an obvious mismatch on paper. Carmichael's Crusaders potent offense became more dangerous this week with the addition of former Safety Blitz QB Eli Manning. Coach Ethan Hudson was quoted in the press conference as stating that "we're unstoppable now." Safety Blitz is looking to right the ship after suffering their second consecutive defeat last week. Coach Phillip Campbell insists his squad will not be intimidated and will rely on the boistrous Devil's Den crowd to give his team an advantage. Look for this matchup to be determined by the production of each team's wide receivers.

Maddawg's Tight End (+12) @ The Pessimists

Maddawg's Tight End travels to Newburn, TN to battle The Pessimists in a swing game for both teams. MTE enters Week 10 on a 2 game losing streak following back to back dismal offensive performances. Coach Miranda Maddux believes her team's troubles have been fixed, however, and will lean on LeSean McCoy to set the pace offensively. The Pessimists are in a three way tie for first place in the Thunder Division and need to win to keep pace. Coach BJ Hudson will deploy a three wide receiver set in an attempt to jump start his offense. Look for this game to be determined by the RB2 position.

Manager Prediction Standings

1. Tara Campbell 23-13 (64%)
2. Ethan Hudson 14-10 (58%)
3. Phillip Campbell 28-20 (58%)
4. Jason Young 14-16 (47%)
5. _____________________________
6. Daniel Campbell 8-4 (67%)
7. Matthew Campbell 10-7 (59%)
8. Miranda Maddux 3-3 (50%)

*Minimum of 20 games to be eligible*

Previous Matchups

Safety Blitz has never faced Carmichael's Crusaders...Riley's Vikings hold a 1-0 edge over YGF...We Got Big TDs and Illegal Alien Babies split their two matchups last season...PAP is 1-0 against TYG...Toejam Football split their two matchups with Campbell's Cougars last season...Maddawg's Tight End has never faced The Pessimists.

League Notes

Eight teams are projected to score at least 100 points this week, led by Toejam Football and Campbell's Cougars who are projected to score 128 each...Thursday Night Football kicked off for the first time this week...No team is more than two games out of the playoff race entering Week 10...Toejam Football has the league's longest current winning streak at three games...YGF has the league's longest losing streak at three games...PAP leads the league in scoring with 983 points...Aaron Rodgers is projected to lead all playes with 33 points...Matt Forte and Arian Foster are projected to lead all running backs with 20 points each...Calvin Johnson is projected to lead all wide receivers with 17 points...Jason Witten is projected to lead all tight ends with 15 points...Mason Crosby is projected to lead all claimed kickers with 12 points...The Ravens are projected to lead all defenses with 14 points...Of the seven projected leading scorers, four of them are involved in the matchup between Carmichael's Crusaders and Safety Blitz.

Week 9 Preview

Game of the Week: The Pessimists (+6) @ Carmichael's Crusaders

This sibling rivalry is set to explode today as The Pessimists travel to Murfreesboro to battle Carmichael's Cruasaders in a huge matchup for both teams. The Pessimists will lean heavily on Ray Rice to lead the offensive attack as he does battle in Pittsburgh on SNF. Coach BJ Hudson is piecing together a patchwork unit to compensate for six players being out with byes or injuries. Carmichae's Crusaders will look to rebound from a tough loss and keep pace in the high octane Lightning Division. Coach Ethan Hudson is caught behind the 8-ball today as well, as leading scorers Adrian Peterson and Calvin Johnson are both out on byes this week. Look for this game to be determined by QB play, as each team's signal callers will have to get it done on the road this week.

Campbell's Cougars (-19) @ Young Gun Football

Just two short weeks ago, who would have ever imagined Campbell's Cougars being favored in a matchup with YGF? Such is life in the BHFFC, however, as the tide can turn in the flash of an eye. Campbell's Cougars head to Oakdale with a ton of confidence after last week's blowout victory. Coach Matthew Campbell believes that his run game has finally got on track and will rely on it heavily again this week. YGF will look to halt a two game losing streak in front of the home crowd at Hell's Half Acre. Coach Jason Young has been notably absent from the media lately, and many are wondering if his off the field marriage issues are hindering his team's ability to perform. Look for this game to be determined by the matchup between Michael Bush and Pierre Thomas, as both ball carriers are being thrust into lead back roles this week due to injuries.

Illegal Alien Babies (-6) @ Toejam Football

Two of the hottest teams in the BHFFC will collide along the banks of the Duck River today in a pivotal non-divisional matchup. The Illegal Alien Babies will look to maintain at least a share of first place in the Thunder Division behind the throwing arm of Tom Brady. Coach Darrell Campbell is notably much more jovial this year than last, due in large part to his team's improved performance and his better grasp for the English language. Toejam Football has slowly crept their way back into the hunt in the Lightning Division, but will face an uphill battle today due to injuries and byes. Coach Zach Maddux has played his cards close to the vest yet again this week, refusing to announce his starting lineup until just before game time. With both teams likely deploying a three wide receiver attack, look for this game to be determined by the play making ability of the pass catchers.

Tebow's Youth Group (+5) @ We Got Big TDs

These two in-laws collide in Portland with each team looking to make a push towards the playoffs. Tebow's Youth Group has been hit hard by injuries yet again, as three running backs have already been ruled out or questionable for today's action. Coach Daniel Campbell refuses to make excuses, however, and continues to believe in struggling QB Philip Rivers. We Got Big TDs is looking to continue their 'busty' ways and continue their climb towards the top of the Lightning Division. Coach Tara Campbell will send out her twin tight end set yet again in hopes of creating favorable matchups for her ballclub. Look for this game to be determined by defense and special teams.

Safety Blitz (+17) @ Play Action Pass

These two former base coaching partners will square off in Monterey in a pivotal contest for both squads. Safety Blitz is coming off of a tough, last minute loss and needs a win to keep pace in the tightly packed Thunder Division. Coach Phillip Campbell is happy to have his top three running backs in the lineup together for the first time in weeks and hopes that they will be the difference in the outcome. Play Action Pass is riding an uncharacteristic two game losing streak despite being the highest scoring team in the league. Coach David Looper refuses to panic, however, and believes that a healthy LeGarrette "Smoka" Blount will be the spark his team needs for a victory. In what is projected to be an offensive shootout, look for this game to come down to a battle of turnovers.

Riley's Vikings (-16) @ Maddawg's Tight End

Riley's Vikings will make the journey to Columbia to battle Maddawg's Tight End in the first ever matchup between these two teams. Riley's Vikings is coming off an emotional victory last week and will look to continue their winning ways in Week 9. Coach Adam Warren is betting the house on the New York Giants this week, starting an unprecedented three players from the same team. Maddawg's Tight End is looking to rebound from a tough loss to her lover during Week 8. Coach Miranda Maddux is still fighting the injury bug, as standout wide receiver Andre Johnson will miss yet another game this week. Look for the difference in this one to come down to QB play.

Manager Prediction Standings

1. Daniel Campbell 8-4 (67%)
2. Tara Campbell 19-11 (63%)
3. Ethan Hudson 11-7 (61%)
4. Phillip Campbell 25-17 (60%)
5. Matthew Campbell 10-7 (59%)
6. Jason Young 14-10 (58%)
7. Miranda Maddux 3-3 (50%)

Matchup History

Safety Blitz has never beaten PAP, getting blown out in both previous matchups by 48 points and 82 points...Campbell's Cougars have never beaten YGF in two previous attempts...The Illegal Alien Babies are winless in two previous matchups against Toejam Football...We Got Big TDs and Tebow's Youth Group split their two meetings last year with the average margin of victory being a mere two points.

League Notes

The Lightning Division holds an 11-7 advantage over the Thunder Division so far this season...Only five teams have scored more points than they have had scored against themselves so far this season...The Lightning Division plays host to this week's non-divisional matchups...Play Action Pass continues to lead the league in scoring with 871 points...No team is further than two games out of the playoff picture...Week 9 is the halfway point of the regular season...Injuries have played a much bigger factor this season than last year's season...Depending on roster adjustments by Coach Zach Maddux, Illegal Alien Babies vs. Toejam Football is the only league game that will be decided on Sunday...Six teams are projected to score over 100 points this week, led by PAP with 140 points...Drew Brees is projected to lead all players with 30 points...Matt Forte is projected to lead all mail carriers with 27 points...Vincent Jackson and Mario Manningham are projected to lead all wide receivers with 16 points each...Jimmy Graham is projected to lead all tight ends with 14 points...Ryan Lindell, Stephen Gostkowski, and Mason Crosby are projected to lead the kickers with 12 points each...Kevin Willis and the 49ers are projected to lead all defenses with 15 points.

Safety Blitz Press Conference: Week 9

Opening Statement: We are coming off a tough loss to the Big TDs, which were much bigger in person than on film. We didn't execute very well throughout the game, but much of that is a testament to Coach T-Bone Campbell and her staff. While it is tough not to think about our physical encounter with the Big TDs, we must shift our focus to Play Action Pass and a boistrous Moneterey crowd. This is a big game for both teams and I expect a much better effort from my players this week. Questions?

Adam Sparks, DNJ: Coach Campbell, how big of a distraction were the Big TDs to your football team?

Coach Campbell: Adam, let's be honest here, I've seen the Big TDs plenty of times before and have had success handling them in the past. My players, however, haven't had nearly as many meetings with the Big TDs, but I feel like we did a more than adequate job of preparing them. My players were prepared for the multiple looks that the Big TDs can provide, we simply didn't adjust well to their implanted play at the end of regulation.

Kyle Brown, Portland Leader: Coach Campbell, exactly how did you prepare your players for their first look at the Big TDs?

Coach Campbell: Listen Kyle, I understand that you and the rest of the media are upset that I closed practice last week, but it was the only way that the WWE Divas would agree to appear at practice and expose their big tds on the sideline. It was just business, nothing personal. Practice will be open again this week.

Kyle Brown: Were there any other implants besides the last play that you weren't prepared for?

Coach Campbell: God bless, you guys are obsessed with the Big TDs! This is the last question I am ansering that does not regard PAP. To address the question, yes, there was one other play we had not seen before, so there were actually two implants, which is fairly common in my experience. Otherwise, they just did a great job of executing. Schaub had to throw a couple of passes through a hole the size of an areola, which in some cases can be quite large, but we're still talking about a small window that he had as a target. Then Battle got the big score at the end and Coach T-Bone Campbell was able to cum from behind yet again. Enough said.

Monte Hale, DNJ: Coach Campbell, talk a little bit about PAP and your strategy for this weekend.

Coach Campbell: It's going to be a war Monte, there's no question about it. Coach Looper will have his squad fired up and ready to play in front of their home crowd. They are on a two game slide right now so that will provide them extra motivation to play well. We have to sustain their opening round flurry and not get overwhelmed by the high octane attack early. If we can weather the storm, I believe we have a great chance to pull out a victory on the road. It's a big game for both teams in regards to the postseason picture.

Closing Statement: If there are no other questions, this will conclude our press conference. I look forward to speaking with you again after the game on MNF. Hopefully it will be after a victory over PAP, but that will only occur if my team can display more maturity than we did when we got up close and personal with the Big TDs. Thank you gentlemen.

Week 8 Recap

Game of the Week: We Got Big TDs (78) @ Safety Blitz (75)

We Got Big TDs went on the road and pulled out the come from behind victory over Safety Blitz in a wild and crazy affair. We Got Big TDs pulled out the victory behind a touchdown run from Jackie Battle and a never say die attitude. "I have always enjoyed coming from behind," quipped Coach Tara Campbell after a brief handshake at midfield. Safety Blitz moved to 0-4 all time in games in which they start a backup QB, as John Beck struggled mightily on Sunday. Coach Phillip Campbell pointed to a six point swing that occured within a matter of 15 seconds, as Stephen Gostkowski missed a 42 yard field goal and Beck threw an interception just moments later. Rumors of sexual favors being wagered between the coaches are currently being investigated by the commissioner's office.

Carmichael's Crusaders (82) @ Riley's Vikings (97)

Carmichael's Crusaders and Riley's Vikings both saw streaks come to a screaching halt on Sunday, albeit with alternate perspectives. Carmichael's Crusaders saw their five game winning streak snapped and blew an opportunity to secure a tie atop the Lightning Division. Coach Ethan Hudson repeatedly denied that his team was looking ahead to next week's opponent despite plausible evidence that he was. Riley's Vikings secured the victory behind a 28 point effort from Michael Vick, who played well after his bye week. Coach Adam Warren was showered with gatorade after the game and seemed pleased to be playing his home games on the campus of TSU while his relocation project is completed.

Toejam Football (77) @ Tebow's Youth Group (68)

Toejam Football went on the road and pulled out a big win over Tebow's Youth Group. Toejam Football received a breakout performance from Reggie Bush, who eclipsed the 100 yard mark for the 1st time this season. Coach Zach Maddux was seen beating Tony Romo with a paint stirring stick at halftime of his game against the Eagles, which caused Romo to play much better in the 2nd half. Tebow's Youth Group suffered through byes and injuries in Week 8, but still appeared to be in good position entering MNF. Much to the chagrin of Coach Daniel Campbell, Philip Rivers and Antonio Gates could not muster up enough offense to pull out the victory in front of the home crowd.

Young Gun Football (79) @ Illegal Alien Babies (103)

Young Gun Football left both their green cards and their playbook at home in falling on the road to Illegal Alien Babies. YGF was forced to leave all of their bye week players in custody of the Mexican Federales with the exception of Tony Gonzalez, as they all lost their green cards in a late night trip to Ken's Gold Club. Gonzalez, however, slipped through the security system as the Federales believed that he was an undercover Mexican agent. Illegal Alien Babies pleased their chanting crowd with a an explosive offensive performance, led by a 25 point effort from the Bengals' defense. Coach Darrell Campbell was seen chanting and eating a taco in the crowd at halftime, as this one was over well before the final whistle blew.

Play Action Pass (53) @ The Pessimists (101)

Play Action Pass struggled early and often in falling to The Pessimists. PAP could get nothing going on the ground, as both of their running backs failed to register a point. Coach David Looper is relieved that the bye weeks are temporarily over and hopes his team can return to its full potential in the upcoming weeks. The Pessimists remained tied atop the Thunder Division with the blowout victory. Coach BJ Hudson appeared to be angered by the fact that all of the other league managers picked against his unit to win this weekend, telling reporters that "they can all get a big f-you!"

Maddawg's Tight End (91) @ Campbell's Cougars (142)

Maddawg's Tight End was at the mercy of Campbell's Cougars pent up explosion in Week 8. Maddawg's Tight End was led by a monster 31 point effort from LeSean McCoy. Coach Miranda Maddux is hopeful that standout receiver Andre Johnson can return next week after missing the previous four weeks with a hamstring injury. Campbell's Cougars snapped a long losing streak with an offensive explosion that would have made McSweeney's New Orleans woman proud. Coach Matthew Campbell was ecstatic after the game, telling reporters "I told you I was gonna spank that tight end!"

League Standings

Per league rules, each division leader is seeded 1 and 2. After this, teams are seeded based on their overall record. In the event of teams having the same record, tie breaker is determined first by head to head results, then by total points scored.

1. Young Gun Football
2. The Pessimists
3. Carmichael's Crusaders
4. Illegal Alien Babies
5. Play Action Pass
6. Toejam Football
7. Maddawg's Tight End
8. Safety Blitz
9. Tebow's Youth Group
10. We Got Big TDs
11. Riley's Vikings
12. Campbell's Cougars

Manager Prediction Results

1. Phillip Campbell 4-2
2. Tara Campbell 4-2
3. Ethan Hudson 3-3
4. Miranda Maddux 3-3
5. Jason Young 1-5

Well That's Just Fine

Coach Miranda Maddux has received the first fine of the 2011 BHFFC season for starting an inactive player on Sunday. Maddux started Seahawks' wide receiver Mike Williams, who was deemed inactive prior to Sunday's kickoff. There is no word yet from Tight End camp as to whether or not they plan to appeal the $2 fine.

Poll Results

In a good voting turnout, pollsters decided that LSU will play in the national title game against either Boise State or Clemson. (Votes were received prior to Clemson's loss on Saturday)

League Notes

The Thunder Division went 4-2 against the Lightning Division this week...Home teams went 4-2 this week...Favorites went 5-1 this week...Teams went 2-4 against the spread...Safety Blitz has yet to score 100 points on the year...Tebow's Youth Group and PAP could have combined their point totals and still lost to Campbell's Cougars...Campbell's Cougars led the league with 142 points scored...Only 3 teams scored over 100 points this week...LeSean McCoy led all players with 31 points...Matthew Stafford and Cam Newton led the QBs with 30 points each...Calvin Johnson led all recievers with 18 points...Fred Davis and Rob 'Porn Star' Gronkowski led all claimed, starting tight ends with 9 points each...Billy Cundiff led all claimed, starting kickers with 13 points...The Detroit Lions led all defenses with 30 points.