Opening Statement: We are coming off a tough loss to the Big TDs, which were much bigger in person than on film. We didn't execute very well throughout the game, but much of that is a testament to Coach T-Bone Campbell and her staff. While it is tough not to think about our physical encounter with the Big TDs, we must shift our focus to Play Action Pass and a boistrous Moneterey crowd. This is a big game for both teams and I expect a much better effort from my players this week. Questions?
Adam Sparks, DNJ: Coach Campbell, how big of a distraction were the Big TDs to your football team?
Coach Campbell: Adam, let's be honest here, I've seen the Big TDs plenty of times before and have had success handling them in the past. My players, however, haven't had nearly as many meetings with the Big TDs, but I feel like we did a more than adequate job of preparing them. My players were prepared for the multiple looks that the Big TDs can provide, we simply didn't adjust well to their implanted play at the end of regulation.
Kyle Brown, Portland Leader: Coach Campbell, exactly how did you prepare your players for their first look at the Big TDs?
Coach Campbell: Listen Kyle, I understand that you and the rest of the media are upset that I closed practice last week, but it was the only way that the WWE Divas would agree to appear at practice and expose their big tds on the sideline. It was just business, nothing personal. Practice will be open again this week.
Kyle Brown: Were there any other implants besides the last play that you weren't prepared for?
Coach Campbell: God bless, you guys are obsessed with the Big TDs! This is the last question I am ansering that does not regard PAP. To address the question, yes, there was one other play we had not seen before, so there were actually two implants, which is fairly common in my experience. Otherwise, they just did a great job of executing. Schaub had to throw a couple of passes through a hole the size of an areola, which in some cases can be quite large, but we're still talking about a small window that he had as a target. Then Battle got the big score at the end and Coach T-Bone Campbell was able to cum from behind yet again. Enough said.
Monte Hale, DNJ: Coach Campbell, talk a little bit about PAP and your strategy for this weekend.
Coach Campbell: It's going to be a war Monte, there's no question about it. Coach Looper will have his squad fired up and ready to play in front of their home crowd. They are on a two game slide right now so that will provide them extra motivation to play well. We have to sustain their opening round flurry and not get overwhelmed by the high octane attack early. If we can weather the storm, I believe we have a great chance to pull out a victory on the road. It's a big game for both teams in regards to the postseason picture.
Closing Statement: If there are no other questions, this will conclude our press conference. I look forward to speaking with you again after the game on MNF. Hopefully it will be after a victory over PAP, but that will only occur if my team can display more maturity than we did when we got up close and personal with the Big TDs. Thank you gentlemen.
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