Thursday, November 11, 2010

Young Gun Football Press Conference-Week 10

Opening Statement: (Coach Young comes in and flips over table and podium; then takes a drink and spits the water in the air like Triple-H) “Let me be very clear about this – I Hate Losing! I hate losing period. I’m sick of all these people within this organization acting like everything is OK because we score so many points. So What? Who cares how many points we score if we don’t win? That is the bottom line – Winning! You play to win the game. Our team is giving a great effort – I will give them that. The guys are playing hard, but the results are not what we expect. I think this team is still the best team in the Confederation, but they have to get results at the end of the day.”
Commenting on being 2nd in the league in points scored: (Coach Young goes down; grabs reporter by shirt) “Did you just listen to a ******* thing I said? We have lost 4 of our last 5 games! I don’t care how many points we’ve scored, we are still losing. Go ask Coach Dan Campbell how he feels about leading the league in points – I think you will get a similar answer. Winning is the only thing that matters! This press conference is over!” (Coach lets go of reporter’s shirt; grabs a chair and smashes it against the wall until it breaks)
Notable Statistic:  In Young Gun Football’s five wins their average points scored are 94.4 – In the four losses their average points scored are 106.5. Please make note not to ask Coach Young about this statistic at any future press conferences.

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