Saturday, October 15, 2011

Week 6 Preview

*Due to time constraints, the Week 6 Preview will be shorter than normal*

Game of the Week: Illegal Alien Babies (-7) @ Tebow's Youth Group

These two Thunder Division rivals will square off in Murfreesboro with the potential for both teams to have at least a share of first place at the conclusion of Week 6. The Illegal Alien Babies are hoping that Tom Brady's projected 29 points will come true on Sunday in a shootout against the Cowboys. Coach Darrell Campbell has had his squad painting his living room instead of practicing all week, telling reporters that his players need to earn their keep if they want to maintaint possession of their green cards. Tebow's Youth Group has been in the middle of controversy this week, as their namesake founder was picked up off the waiver wire by a rival team in the BHFFC. Coach Daniel Campbell's squad was visibly shaken by the acquisition, but Campbell sounded confident that the distraction would not play a factor on Sunday. "We'll be ready to roll on Sunday and you can take that to the bank," Campbell quipped.

If Hindsight was 20/20

Chris Johnson, the #2 overall draft choice, is currently ranked #21 out of all running backs. Johnson has broken 100 yards only once so far this season and has reached the endzone only once. On the contrary, Cam Newton, the #181 overall draft choice (16th round), is currently ranked the #3 QB in football and is also the #3 scorer overall in the BHFFC.

League Notes

Seven teams are projected to score 100 points or more, led by Play Action Pass with 130...Only Coaches Matthew Campbell and Miranda Maddux have yet to set their starting lineup for this weekend, a strange occurence, especially in the case of Campbell who likes to plan at least five years in advance...No team is more than one game out of the playoff race entering Week 6...Young Gun Football is the only team to go undefeated at home so far this season...YGF and PAP are the only undefeated teams on the road...PAP leads the league in scoring at 622...The Pessimists lead the league in points against at 421...YGF has the league's longest current winning streak at five games (the BHFFC record is seven)...Riley's Vikings are on a four game losing streak, the longest active streak in the league (the BHFFC record is also seven)...Aaron Rodgers is projected to lead all players with 29 points...Fred Jackson, Adrian Peterson, Darren McFadden, and Matt Forte are all projected to score 20 points to lead the running backs...Wes Welker is projected to lead all wide receivers with 19 points...Owen Daniels, Jimmy Graham, and Jermichael Finley are projected to lead tight ends with 12 points each...Jason Hanson is projected to lead the kickers with 14 points...The Packers, Jets, and Steelers are all projected to score 11 points to lead the defenses.

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