Columbia, TN--Following an intense tirade that led to his ejection, rumors are swirling about the future of BHFFC commissioner and head coach Phillip Campbell. Campbell, who coaches Safety Blitz, has been the league commissioner since its inception in 2010. Campbell was not available for comment in the locker room following his ejection.
Known and respected by his peers for his fiery nature, Campbell's squad has struggled recently, losing four of their past five games and falling behind by double digits early in this week's contest against Maddawg's Tight End. Campbell has seemingly been on edge for weeks now, as he has closed practices and refused to attend his weekly press conference for nearly a month. In addition to his coaching duties, Campbell is also responsible for the day-to-day operations of the league, which many believe may be too much for one individual to handle.
Following a touchdown pass from Ben 'The Pervert' Roethlesberger to Mike Wallace, Campbell seemingly lost control on the sideline. He immediately stormed onto the field to dispute the catch with Head Referree Greg Logan, who appeared to lose his balance repeatedly during the arguement. One minute into the arguement, Logan appeared to head butt Coach Campbell, who responded with a swift kick to the balls and a Stone Cold Stunner. At this point, extra security was summoned to the field to no avail, as Campbell continued his tirade by throwing water coolers onto the field and punting every football he could find on the sideline into the stands, much to the chagrin of equipment manager Lynn King. At this point in time, the crowd began stampeding towards the exits in fear for their lives, at which point Campbell went on a dead sprint to the locker room.
After beginning the season on a three game losing streak, Campbell's squad won four in row before their current skid of four losses in five games, not counting this weekend's debacle. Rumors of a text message that Campbell sent to his coworkers saying "I might resign my post as commissioner. I am simply devastated." following today's ejection have not been confirmed at this time. Campbell has a career record of 12-17 in his two seasons in the BHFFC.
Stay tuned for more details as they develop.
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