Week 16 Recap, Playoff Scenarios

Ladies and gentlemen, it was another outstanding week of BHFFC football! Tony Romo's tender vagina helped YGF wrap up the #1 seed and likely cost Safety Blitz any hope of a victory as the Eagle's didn't have to score many points to handle the Cowboys following the injured reproductive organ. IAB utilized the grand stage of MNF to eliminate the Cougars from the playoff race, fueling a number of offensive slurs from Columbia. PAP picked up a huge win and put themselves in control of their playoff destiny with a victory over the Can't Beat Anybody's. TYG continued their strong play in a blowout victory over the Vikings, who appear to have packed it in until the 2012 campaign. The Big TDs evened the score with a nice looking Tight End squad as the battle for the cellar continues until the final week. While most teams will be playing for seeding or for pride next week, there are still a number of meaningful games to determine the final playoff participants. In a twist of dramatic and coincidental irony, the four teams in the running for the final three playoff spots all square off in Week 17.


Playoff Scenarios

1. Young Gun Football: Clinched the #1 seed overall even with a loss in Week 17 based on head to head vs. TYG and total points vs. Toejam.
2. Tebow's Youth Group: Clinched playoff spot; clinch #2 seed with win OR IAB loss.
3. Toejam Football: Clinched playoff spot; clinch #3 seed with win OR PAP loss (own head to head tie breaker over Pessimists and IAB)
4. The Pessimists: Clinch playoff spot with win (Own head to head tie breaker over PAP and IAB)
5. Play Action Pass: Clinch playoff spot with win OR Anybody's loss (own head to head tie breaker over IAB)
6. Illegal Alien Babies: Clinch playoff spot with win OR Anybody's loss
7. The Can't Beat Anybody's: Clinch playoff spot with win AND IAB loss OR with a win AND PAP loss AND more total points than one of either Pessimists or PAP
8. Campbell's Cougars: Eliminated
9. Maddawg's Tight End: Eliminated
10. Safety Blitz: Eliminated
11. Riley's Vikings: Eliminated
12. We Got Big TDs: Eliminated

If you see that I have made a mistake, please tell me. I have tried to run through every possible scenario, but I am sure I have missed something. It should be a great Week 17!