Campbell's Cougars escaped Portland with a come-from-behind victory over We Got Big TDs. Campbell's Cougars was led by ROY candidate Cam Newton, who put up 39 points in yet another dominant performance. Coach Matthew Campbell secured the victory on MNF behind a 13 point effort from Vincent Jackson. We Got Big TDs was led by Rob 'Porn Star' Gronkowski's 24 points in the tough luck loss. Coach Tara Campbell received a rushing touchdown from Mike Tolbert on MNF, but it wasn't enough to stave off the comeback minded Cougars.
Safety Blitz (62) @ Maddawg's Tight End (119)
Safety Blitz suffered their third consecutive defeat in Columbia at the hands of Maddawg's Tight End. Safety Blitz was led by 21 points from Arian Foster, but received little production from anyone else on the field. To make Coach Phillip Campbell's headache worse, RB Matt Forte suffered a Grade 2 MCL sprain and is out for two to four weeks. Maddawg's Tight End was led by LeSean McCoy and Marshawn Lynch, who combined to score 50 points in racing out to an early lead on TNF. From that point, the outcome was never in doubt for Coach Miranda Maddux's squad, which jumped out of the cellar with the victory.
The Pessimists (126) @ Young Gun Football (119)
The Pessimists pulled out the road victory at Hell's Half Acre over Young Gun Football. The Pessimists were led by a monster day from WR Percy Harvin, who was a late addition to the lineup due to health concerns during the week. Coach BJ Hudson was ecstatic with the play of Jonathan Stewart, who scored an uncharacteristic 15 points in the RB2 position. YGF was led by 39 points from Aaron Rodgers in the losing effort. Coach Jason Young continues to be baffled by DeSean Jackson, who struggled once again with QB Vince Young, no relation, under center.
Illegal Alien Babies (67) @ Play Action Pass (84)
The Illegal Alien Babies struggled to get past customs and endured a rough day in Monterey in falling to Play Action Pass. The Alien Babies, behind a newly acquired avatar, were led by 23 points from QB Tom Brady. Coach Darrell Campbell continues to search for a rushing attack, as James Starks continues to be hobbled by an ankle injury. PAP was led by Drew Brees, as the QB continued his torrid play with 31 points. Coach David Looper was not overly pleased with the victory, however, as his running game combined to score a combined five points.
Riley's Vikings (114) @ Toejam Football (106)
Riley's Vikings pulled off the upset of the year in Columbia over Toejam Football last weekend. Riley's Vikings were led by a balanced offensive attack, as six players scored in double digits. Coach Adam Warren spent much of his time during the post-game press conference "Tebowing," seemingly in a gesture towards his starting QB. Toejam Football was led by Maurice Jones Drew's 24 point effort on MNF, but the comeback effort fell just short. Coach Zach Maddux was not happy with the play of TE Jared Cook and vowed to get better production from that position next week.
Tebow's Youth Group (107) @ Carmichael's Crusaders (111)
Tebow's Youth Group put up a valiant comeback effort on MNF, but it was not enough to overcome Carmichael's Crusaders. TYG was led by Philip Rivers' 29 points, who appeared to be inspired by the thought of Jeff Fisher roaming his sidelines next season. Coach Daniel Campbell was stunned with his kicking game, as Robbie Gould was only able to muster three points this week. Carmichael's Crusaders was led by a 27 point effort from QB Eli Manning. Coach Ethan Hudson was overly pleased with TE Jermichael Finley, who scored 14 points to provide a major boost at the tight end position.
League Standings
- Toejam Football
- Tebow's Youth Group
- The Pessimists
- Young Gun Football
- Play Action Pass
- Carmichael's Crusaders
- Illegal Alien Babies
- Riley's Vikings
- Campbell's Cougars
- Maddawg's Tight End
- Safety Blitz
- We Got Big TDs
League Notes
Seven teams scored over 100 points in Week 13...Three teams scored over 100 points and loss...For the 13th straight week, Safety Blitz failed to score 100 points...Favorites went 3-3 in Week 13...Teams went 0-6 against the spread this week...The Lightning Division owns a 19-17 edge over the Thunder Division with one week of non-divisional matchups left to play...PAP continues to lead the league in scoring with 1,365 points...TYG leads the league in points against with 1,116...The Pessimists led the league in scoring in Week 13 with 126 points...YGF scored 119 points and lost...YGF's 119 point effort would have been enough to defeat 9 other teams in Week 13...Aaron Rodgers and Cam Newton led the league with 39 points each...Shonn Greene led all running backs with 28 points...Percy "Headache" Harvin led all wide receivers with 28 points...Rob 'Porn Star' Gonkowski led all tight ends with 24 points...David Akers led all claimed kickers with 14 points...The 49ers led all starting defenses with 18 points.
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