Tebow's Youth Group held serve at home in defeating The Pessimists to gain sole possession of first place in the Thunder Division. The Pessimists placed 4 players in double digit scoring, led by Matthew Stafford's 21 point effort. Coach BJ Hudson was upset with his defensive selection, as the Jaguars defense would have won the game for his squad. TYG was led by a 25 point effort from QB Philip Rivers, as the veteran signal caller seams to have hit his stride during recent weeks. Coach Daniel Campbell is still trying to figure out his NY Giants' rushing attack, as both ball carriers have been deceptive in their production this season.
Campbell's Cougars (79) @ Safety Blitz (64)
Campbell's Cougars pulled out the road victory over Safety Blitz in 'The Devil's Den' on Sunday. Campbell's Cougars were led by rookie sensation Cam Newton, as the QB scored 22 points in leading the surging Cougars. Coach Matthew Campbell was all business after the game, however, as running back DeMarco Murray suffered a broken ankle and was placed on season ending IR. Safety Blitz was led by Marion 'The Barbarian' Barber's 17 point effort, albeit an effort marred by a late fumble on a potential game winning drive. Coach Phillip Campbell's squad was all but eliminated from postseason contention with the loss, as his club failed to score 100 points for the 14th consecutive week.
Riley's Vikings (82) @ Illegal Alien Babies (94)
Riley's Vikings fell across the border to the Illegal Alien Babies in a game with playoff implications for both teams. Riley's Vikings was led by a 21 point effort from Ryan Grant. Coach Adam Warren was bitten by 'The Hasselbeck Curse,' as Matt Hasselbeck mustered a mere one point before leaving with injury. The Illegal Alien Babies were led by Tom Brady's 30 point effort. Coach Darrell Campbell was pleased with his team's effort, but still refused to sit down with an English interpreter for an interview.
Play Action Pass (109) @ Young Gun Football (117)
Play Action Pass fell on the road at 'Hell's Half Acre' as Young Gun Football pulled out the victory between two of the highest scoring offenses in the BHFFC. PAP was led by a 25 point effort from QB Drew Brees and a strong receiving game. Coach David Looper was left wondering what might have been if he had started the Packers' defense, which outscored the starting defense by 10 points. YGF was led by Shonn Greene's 23 points, who has now scored over 20 points in two straight weeks. Coach Jason Young already had his sights set ahead following the game, stating that "The only thing left in my path is a bad case of Toejam!"
We Got Big TDs (110) @ Carmichael's Crusaders (119)
We Got Big TDs built a huge early lead but couldn't hold off Carmichael's Crusaders in Murfreesboro over the weekend. The Big TDs were led by Rob Gronkowski's 28 point effort, as the porn star played like Dirk Diggler possessed all afternoon. Coach Tara Campbell's squad was eliminated from playoff contention with the loss. Carmichael's Crusaders were led by Eli Manning's 26 point performance as the QB led the comeback effort. Coach Ethan Hudson has his squad one game off the Lightning Division lead with three weeks to play.
Toejam Football (129) @ Maddawg's Tight End (98)
Toejam Football defeated Maddawg's Tight End in a sibling rivalry that was essentially a home game for both teams. Toejam Football was led by a monster 37 point effort from RB Maurice Jones Drew and another stellar performance from Tony Romo. Coach Zach Maddux won despite having two of his players not register a point in the game, a remarkable feat considering their point total. Maddawg's Tight End was led by 21 points from Big Ben. Coach Miranda Maddux was visibly upset after the game, refusing to shake her brother's hand following the emotional loss.
League Standings
- Toejam Football
- Tebow's Youth Group
- Young Gun Football
- Carmichael's Crusaders
- The Pessimists
- Play Action Pass
- Illegal Alien Babies
- Campbell's Cougars
- Riley's Vikings
- Maddawg's Tight End
- Safety Blitz
- We Got Big TDs
League Notes
Play Action Pass continues to lead the league in scoring with 1,474 points...TYG leads the league in points against with 1, 207...Home teams went 4-2 in Week 14...Favorites went 5-1 in Week 14...Teams went 3-3 against the spread this week...Five teams scored over 100 points...Two teams scored over 100 points and lost...Campbell's Cougars scored 79 points and won, however, they would have lost versus any other team in Week 14 besides Safety Blitz...No team has clinched a playoff spot yet...We Got Big TDs is the only team mathematically eliminated from the playoffs...Toejam Football led the league with 129 points...Maurice Jones-Drew led all players with 37 points...Tony Romo led all starting QBs with 36 points...Rob Gronkowski led all tight ends with 28 points...Marques Colston and Julio Jones led all wide receivers with 22 points...Mason Crosby led all kickers with 17 points...The Seahawks led all starting defenses with 18 points.
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