Opening Statement: Thank you for being here today. It's no secret that it has been tough to be a member of Safety Blitz during recent weeks. We're not playing well. That's no secret. We're beat up. That's not an excuse. Success and failure starts at the top, so I take full responsibility for our struggles. We will get better. It might not be this week, it might not be next week, but sooner or later, we will get better. We are facing a tough Riley's Vikings team this week that presents a number of challenges. We will have to play our best to have an opportunity to win this week. Questions?
Adam Sparks, DNJ: Coach Campbell, can you help settle the rumors concerning your future as the commissioner of the BHFFC?
Coach Campbell: I'm here to answer questions about Safety Blitz and nothing else. I have no comment at this time regarding your question.
Adam Sparks, DNJ: With all due respect, your status as commissioner is a hot topic that the media and fans of the BHFFC deserve have addressed.
Coach Campbell: Next question.
Chris Berman: Coach Campbell, it's me, the Swami! Talk a little bit about your playoff chances, cause right now they are like Prince Albert, back, back, back, back, back, GONE!!! SEE YA ST. LOUIS!!!
Coach Campbell: Swami, I am honored by your presence and humored by your Pujols reference. Tread lightly around some of the other coaches in this league with those comments, however, as they may become offended. In terms of playoffs, we are strictly focused on Week 15 and Riley's Vikings. The word 'playoffs' hasn't been mentioned in our locker room in the history of our franchise, so we're not going to start talking about them now.
Mark Howard: Coach Campbell, I don't know how you do things here in the South, but the public deserves to know the details regarding your tenure as commissioner. Now quit playing games and tell us what is going on.
Coach Campbell: Get the hell out of my press conference you yankee lover!!! Do you not realize that everybody hates you? If it wasn't for Frank, nobody would listen! Even the Preds' players roll their eyes when you interview them on the bench!
Closing Statement: I will comment on the commissioner's office when the time is deemed appropriate. Right now, my football team deserves all of my time and attention and that is what they are going to get. I will see you all in the locker room following our victory this weekend!
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